Jason Lee:
Hi. My name is Jason. I work here. I’ve been doing radio for a long time. Before your father was born and before the Great War. I would retire, but when the game owns you, the Game dictates. I have a wife. She’s my first wife. That’s a rarity in the Game. I have three daughters. They used to be children. I have two girl dogs. One I asked for, the other I did not. We used to have a bunch of guinea pigs, but i don’t now. Pigs don’t live long. I kept their cages and water bottles. Someday, I will start a Pig Farm. No one can boss me around then. I like the Chicago Cubs. I’d rather listen to someone tell me I have a terminal disease than listen to country music. I spend most of my day thinking of my next meal. I also tell my bed, “I miss you, see you soon” everyday…..out loud. I have fun. I like when you have fun too. Anyhoo, enjoy the show.

Warren Kluck:
When this show started I was in my 20s. I had no car. No girl. No cats. Now I’m in my mid-40s I have a van. A wife. Three cats. So yeah, broadcasting has been that good to me. I got into radio for the free CDs which mean I am old AF. I am easily the most famous person ever to come out of Hickory Corners, Michigan and I will not return until they rename the park in my honor. I am a thiccc white dude with a beard and tattoos so you can probably guess I’m into craft beer. I love riding my one motorcycle that runs and looking at my 4 others that do not. I enjoy working on home improvement projects only if I can take my time and do it right. Generally I love keeping the lawn tight and right until about Mid-July then I get sick of it and really half-ass it the rest of the Summer. I’m pretty sure my hearing is getting worse every year but my vision is still 20/20. Terrible at video games. Worse at sports betting.